Cool Quotes 21-01-10

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.

• Voltaire

My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet.

• Bill Kelly

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

• Garrison Keillor

Animated Signatures - Animated Names

Cool Quotes 13-12-09

"Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit."

• R.E. Shay

"Reality is that stuff which, no matter what you believe, just won't go away."

• David Paktor

"Marriage is like a violin. After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached."

• Renee from Napa

Herbal Concentrate

Cool Quotes 16-10-09

"Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!"

• Pericles (430 B.C.)

"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."

• Ingrid Bergman

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

• James Holt McGavran

Animated Signatures - Animated Names

Cool Quotes 05-09-09

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

• Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

• Milton Berle

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

• Henny Youngman

Proverbs

Cool Quotes 19/07/2009

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

• Mark Twain

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

• Matt Barry

Mother to adult daughter: "Men are only after one thing -- the TV remote.

• Bunny Hoest & John Reiner

Free Recipes

Cool Quotes 02-06-09

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

• Zsa Zsa Gabor

Even a secret agent can't lie to a Jewish mother.

• Peter Malkin

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?

• Beverly Mickins

Tang Kuei

Cool Quotes 4/8/09

Sometimes the best way to convince someone he is wrong is to let him have his way.

• Red O'Donnell

A hard man is good to find.

• Mae West

To do each day two things one dislikes is a precept I have followed scrupulously: every day I have got up and have gone to bed.

• W. Somerset Maugham

Tips & Tricks - Home

Cool Quotes 15-02-09

There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress.

• Mark Twain

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

• Drew Carey

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

• Jeff Foxworthy

Garfield