Written by cool quotes on Sunday, December 18th, 2011 in Cool Quotes.
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Cool Quotes 18-12-11
“I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even it costs them their jobs”
“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us”
“It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own”
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Written by cool quotes on Sunday, October 30th, 2011 in Cool Quotes.
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Cool Quotes 29-10-11
“It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this”
“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said,’Thyroid problem?”
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships”
Nutritional Shake Mix (Formula 1)
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Written by cool quotes on Thursday, September 22nd, 2011 in Cool Quotes.
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Cool Quotes 22-09-11
“Propaganda is persuading people to make up their minds while withholding some of the facts from them”
“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision”
“What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter”
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Written by cool quotes on Monday, August 22nd, 2011 in Cool Quotes.
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“There is no love sincerer than the love of food”
“Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that’s true anywhere in the world”
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy”
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Written by cool quotes on Friday, July 22nd, 2011 in Cool Quotes.
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“A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done”
“No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We’ve been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I’ll let you know when it’s time to tell them”
“The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others”
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Written by cool quotes on Wednesday, June 15th, 2011 in Cool Quotes.
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“Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead”
“With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me”
“The remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found”
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Written by cool quotes on Thursday, April 14th, 2011 in Cool Quotes.
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To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
He may have hairs on his chest; but, sister, so has Lassie.
It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.
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