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Cool Quotes 18-12-11

Written by cool quotes on Sunday, December 18th, 2011 in Cool Quotes.

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Cool Quotes 18-12-11

“I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even it costs them their jobs”

  • Sam Goldwyn

“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us”

  • Western Union internal memo, 1876.

“It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own”

  • Harry S. Truman

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Cool Quotes 29-10-11

Written by cool quotes on Sunday, October 30th, 2011 in Cool Quotes.

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Cool Quotes 29-10-11

“It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this”

  • Bertrand Russell

“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said,’Thyroid problem?”

  • Arnold Schwartzenegger

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships”

  • Sharon Stone

Nutritional Shake Mix (Formula 1)

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Cool Quotes 22-09-11

Written by cool quotes on Thursday, September 22nd, 2011 in Cool Quotes.

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Cool Quotes 22-09-11

“Propaganda is persuading people to make up their minds while withholding some of the facts from them”

  • Harold Evans

“The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t mean that God doesn’t love heterosexuals. It’s just that they need more supervision”

  • Lynn Lavner

“What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter”

  • Lykes Lines Shipping

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Cool Quotes 22-08-11

Written by cool quotes on Monday, August 22nd, 2011 in Cool Quotes.

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“There is no love sincerer than the love of food”

  • George Bernard Shaw

“Nothing is illegal if one hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that’s true anywhere in the world”

  • Andrew Young

“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy”

  • Tom Waits

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Cool Quotes 21-07-11

Written by cool quotes on Friday, July 22nd, 2011 in Cool Quotes.

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“A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done”

  • Fred Allen

“No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We’ve been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I’ll let you know when it’s time to tell them”

  • R&D supervisor, Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing/3M Corp.

“The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others”

  • Doug Larson

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Cool Quotes 15-06-11

Written by cool quotes on Wednesday, June 15th, 2011 in Cool Quotes.

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“Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead”

  • Benjamin Franklin

“With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast  on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me”

  • Rodney Dangerfield

“The remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found”

  • Calvin Trillin

SUDOKU – play sudoku on line

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Cool Quotes 14-04-11

Written by cool quotes on Thursday, April 14th, 2011 in Cool Quotes.

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To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

  • Bernard Baruch

He may have hairs on his chest; but, sister, so has Lassie.

  • Cole Porter

It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.

  • James Thurber

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