Cool Quotes 29-06-08

A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?

• Ronnie Shakes

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way around.

• David Lodge

You have a wonderful child. Then, when he's 13, gremlins carry him away and leave in his place a stranger who gives you not a moment's peace.

• Jill Eikenberry

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Cool Quotes 26-06-08

The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.

• Homer Simpson

Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.

• R. A. Heinlein

When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a baseball player, and join the circus. With the Yankees, I've accomplished both.

• Anthony Standen

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Cool Quotes 19-06-08

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

• Earl Wilson

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.

• Dan Quayle

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

• Winston Churchill

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Cool Quotes 12-06-08

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.

• Steven Wright

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

• Dave Barry

Everything is funny as long as it's happening to someone else.

• Will Rogers

Quotes for the Soul

Cool Quotes 05-06-08

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

• Al Gore

Somebody's boring me, I think it's me.

• Dylan Thomas

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, 'I think I might have written that.'

• Steven Wright

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