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“Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead”
- Benjamin Franklin
“With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me”
- Rodney Dangerfield
“The remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found”
- Calvin Trillin
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