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Saturday, July 18, 2009

Cool Quotes 19/07/2009

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

  • Mark Twain

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

  • Matt Barry

Mother to adult daughter: "Men are only after one thing -- the TV remote.

  • Bunny Hoest & John Reiner

 

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