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Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Cool Quotes 02-06-09

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

  • Zsa Zsa Gabor

Even a secret agent can't lie to a Jewish mother.

  • Peter Malkin

I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?

  • Beverly Mickins

 

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