Cool Quotes 21-12-08

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

• Benny Hill

Let me tell you one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil.

• Golda Meir

When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room.

• Dave Barry

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Cool Quotes 14-12-08

She was known as the virgin queen... she was always on the verge.

• Gerald F Lieberman

The time is at hand when the wearing of a prayer shawl and a skullcap will not bar a man from the White House...... unless, of course, the man is Jewish.

• Jules Farber

His mind is like a steel trap -- full of mice

• Foghorn Leghorn

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Cool Quotes 07-12-08

You know that look women get when they want sex? . . .Me neither.

• Drew Carey

A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness."

• George W. Bush. (He meant to say "antidotes.")

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

• Sam Goldwyn

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