Cool Quotes 26-10-08

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

• Oscar Wilde

People who live in glass houses have to answer the bell.

• Bruce Patterson

Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't get. Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.

• Steve Rubenstein

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Cool Quotes 19-10-08

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side .

• Stuart Turner

Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.

• Frank Moore Colby

To attract men I wear a perfume called, 'New Car Interior.'

• Rita Rudner

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Cool Quotes 12-10-08

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

• Marilyn Pittman

What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind.

• Thomas Hewitt Key, 1799-1875

What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.

• Dan Quayle

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Cool Quotes 05-10-08

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.

• David Daye

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

• Billy Crystal

I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh.

• John Osborne

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