Cool Quotes 28-09-08

I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

• Unknown

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

• Sir Winston Churchill

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between dog and a man.

• Mark Twain

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Cool Quotes 21-09-08

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

• Anonymous

There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes- Benz 380SL convertible.

• P.J. O'Rourke

The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life.

• Glenda Jackson

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Cool Quotes 14-09-08

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago...

• Dan Quayle

Laziness is nothing more than resting before you get tired.

• Jules Renard

I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me.

• Monica Lewinsky on CNN's "Larry King Live", discussing her miraculous Jenny Craig weight-loss

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Cool Quotes 07-09-08

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline -it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

• Frank Zappa

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

• Tim Allen

Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake in the afternoon.

• Jilly Cooper, How to Survive from Nine to Five

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