Cool Quotes 31-08-08

Don't be afraid to make a mistake, your readers might like it.

• William Randolph Hearst

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

• Gracie Allen

He says, 'Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love.' She says, 'Well I can - and that's why we're not.'

• Rodney Dangerfield

Proverbs

Cool Quotes 24-08-08

And if you get the chance, get him right in the family jewels. That little doozy's been a Simpson trademark for generations.

• Homer Simpson

I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

• John Donne

The reason husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes.

• Dorothy Dix

Comics

Cool Quotes 17-08-08

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

• Robert De Niro

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have is that I didn't study my Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

• Dan Quayle

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?

• Satchel Paige

Herbalife USA & Puerto Rico

Cool Quotes 10-08-08

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl

• Bill Peterson, football coach

Software is like sex. It's better when it's free

• Linus Torvalds. Head of Linux

COMMENT Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania.

• Dorothy Parker

Free Recipes - Grilled Lamb Pita Pockets Recipe

Cool Quotes 03-08-08

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

• Dave Barry

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

• Camille Paglia

Sex is like eating...Sometimes you have fast food, and sometimes you eat a gourmet meal.

• Monica Lewinsky

Herbalife