Cool Quotes 01-05-08

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

• Richard Lewis

There is nothing wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.

• Ross MacDonald

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

• Tiger Woods

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Cool Quotes 01-05-08

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

• Ambrose Bierce

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

• Louis Armstrong

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

• W.C.Fields

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Cool Quotes 24-04-08

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.

• Homer Simpson

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures.

• Bart Simpson

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Cool Quotes 17-04-08

I drink to make other people interesting.

• George Jean Nathan

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

• HennyYoungman

To have beauty is to have only that, but to have goodness is to be beautiful too.

• Sappho

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Cool Quotes 10-04-08

It usually takes 100 years to make a law, and then, after it's done its work, it usually takes 100 years to be rid of it.

• Henry Ward Beecher

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.

• Daniel B. Luten

Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.

• Anonymous

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Cool Quotes 03-04-08

If this thing starts to snowball, it will catch fire right across the country.

• Robert Thompson, former Canadian Social Credit leader

Our vision is to speed up time, eventually eliminating it.

• Alex Schure

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

• Bill Peterson, football coach

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