Cool Quotes 27-03-08

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

• Anonymous

A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.

• Sanskrit proverb

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.

• Mark Twain

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Cool Quotes 20-03-08

The problem with the world is that everyone's is a few drinks behind.

• Humphrey Bogart

The secret to happiness is to make others believe that they are the cause of it.

• Al Batt

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

• Walter Bagehot

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Cool Quotes 13-03-08

Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like.

• Adrienne Gusoff

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

• Mark Twain

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2. Advising the President. 3. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.

• David Letterman

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Cool Quotes 06-03-08

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

• Jay Leno

Who will protect the public when the police violate the law?

• Ramsey Clark

Recently I performed at an animal rights barbecue.

• Adam Christing

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