Cool Quotes 28-02-08

The most difficult part of getting to the top of the ladder is getting through the crowd at the bottom.

• Arch Ward, Promoter and sports editor

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

• Tom Waits

The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.

• Doug Larson

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Cool Quotes 21-02-08

In this life all that I have is my word and my balls and I do not break them for nobody.

• Al Capone

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

• Unknown

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

• Calvin Trillin

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Cool Quotes 14-02-08

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason._e002.jpg (10858 bytes)

• Oscar Wilde

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.

• Bertrand Russell

A psychiatrist is a man who goes to a strip club and watches the audience.

• Merv Stockwood

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Cool Quotes 07-02-08

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done."

• Fred Allen

If your phone has been disconnected for any reason, call now.

• Erik Estrada, in a commercial for Smoke Signals telephone service.

A zebra does not change its spots.

• Al Gore

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