Cool Quotes 31-01-08

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.'

• Dorothy Parker

Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.

• Benjamin Franklin

Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of reason with unreason.

• Jack Kroll

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Cool Quotes 24-01-08

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating. In fourteen days, I lost exactly two weeks.

• Joe E. Lewis

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

• Woody Allen

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave it up. They have no holidays.

• Henny Youngman

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