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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Cool Quotes 21-12-08

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

  • Benny Hill

Let me tell you one thing I have against Moses. He took us forty years into the desert in order to bring us to the one place in the Middle East that has no oil.

  • Golda Meir

When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room.

  • Dave Barry

 

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