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Sunday, November 02, 2008

Cool Quotes 02-11-08

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

  • Sam Kinison

The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.

  • Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

  • Benjamin Franklin

 

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