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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Cool Quotes 24-04-08

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.

  • Homer Simpson

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures.

  • Bart Simpson

 

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